There has been a distinct lack of my cultural runnings on Blogbridge recently, but hopefully, that will remain an isolated blip.
I’ve been spending some of that time reading ‘the Book of Dave’ by Will Self. It’s been a struggle, but I’m starting to get there. To explain, the story is party based in a very strange London of the future and large parts of the book are written in ‘mockni’, a dialect based on the lingo used by the long deceased taxi driver who provides the book’s title. So, “ware2guv” is the traditional greeting, day and night are called “tariffs” a meal is called “curry”… There’s a dictionary at the back which helps, but I’ve been trying to avoid it. You certainly wouldn’t describe it as light reading, but I suspect it will repay the effort you put in.
It has certainly made me look at London cabbies in a different light; my favourite run-in with a taxi driver ended up with him offering to break my legs for me, though I declined with thanks. It was all down to a conversation about the anti-war demonstrations which led to an anecdote about Douglas Bader which he took offence to. I ended up on Holborn which was half way to where I was going, but fortunately with legs intact.
On that subject, there’s that famous film about taxi drivers and several songs too. He’s spent a lot of time in London recently, but I’m not sure if Prince has met too many female cab drivers but who can forget Bob James’ theme to ‘Taxi’? “Do do do do-do do do do do do do…” The latter song was sampled by West Coast rappers the Souls of Mischief on ‘Cabfare’ but not sure if that every came out legally *ahem*… Plus, Jens Lekman - no, not that one - had a song on his last album called ‘Black Cab’ which I liked, there was also one called with alarming synchronicity - ‘I Saw Her at the Anti-war Demonstration’, based around the Ben K King sung and Phil Spector produced ‘Spanish Harlem’.
Talking of Spector, there’s an Arena documentary about him which is due to come out once his trial finishes, am looking forward to that - I got the ‘Back to Mono’ boxset for Christmas when I was about 17 from my wise and patient father and I’ve never stopped loving it, Mr Spector’s personal life aside. Wish I still had my ‘Back to Mono’ badge.
And finally, as mentioned by Jocelyn below, I find myself considerably richer since my last WCR - that wager on Brian winning Big Brother (as recommended on the 17th of July) was a good move. It leaves my blog considerably up on our betting tips - he was at 7-1 then - and I think I may retire with a glorious 100% success record. Taxi!